Hello!

Smashing day isn't it. This is the website for Howard Walker, comedian, sex symbol, the strange chap with the long hair. Were you looking for a different Walker?

The crisps perhaps? Or those athletes who do the amusing quicksmart wobblebottom?

Ah well, you're here now, why not have a quick shufty (not a euphemism).

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If you get bored, why not have a look around the recipes section below, where you'll find a whole host of tasty ideas for the whole family. Enjoy!

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RECIPES SECTION

 

Biscuits

Go buy some nice biscuits. Serve.

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Sammich

Go to the sammich shop and ask the nice person to make you a sammich.

Get me one too.